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Trader Joe's is a store full of secretsdelicious food you can't get anywhere else, and a ton of cheap wine we got sommeliers to rate for us. And since TJ's is a haven for cheap booze, we decided to give its beer the same treatment.

Swinger (2016)

We bought every single one of its beers -- with the exception of its gluten-free beer, for obvious reasons -- and got Ethan Osborne, the head brewer of the fantastic Denver brewery Great Divideto taste them blind and rank them. There were 29 of 'em, but only a few are totally worthy of replacing Two Buck Chuck as your go-to booze to buy from dudes who wear Hawaiian shirts. All beers were given to Ethan in a tasting glass without him seeing the label, and he was asked to rate them on two criteria: taste and whether or not he'd order another one. Of course. Amber ale, 5. It lingers in your mouth.

Very little flavor. American IPA, 6. Very, very light. There's really not anything going on.

white floozy Karla

Wheat ale, 4. I'm getting Sweet Tarts, Froot Loops, fruity candy out the ass. Pixie Sticks! You know those chewy, sour gummies you'd eat as kids? They were like pieces of spaghetti that were sour. That is exactly the smell I'm getting here. I was expecting a sour, almost. I guess this is an IPA? I'm not crazy about it. There's not enough malt to balance the beer out.

Vienna lager, 5. Fairly light, malty aroma. I don't pick up many hops on the nose. Certainly an ale -- a bad attempt at a pale ale. Kinda stale. Bit of an unpleasant finish -- kinda lingering. This is a pilsner, I'm guessing. Very, very light pilsner. Very little hop character aroma. American stout, 5.

pretty gal Estella

From looking at the beer. It looks like it's thin and over-attenuated -- not enough residual sweetness left over in there. Bad head retention. Dunkelweizen, 5. Definitely Belgian-style. I get a fair amount of dark fruit in there, with some light spice. Not one of my favorite styles.

Got a bit of hops, a little bit of malt in the backbone. The body's almost there, but it's just a little short of where I want it to be.

fit bitch Londyn

American adjunct lager, 3. It's a little oxidized.

Swinger (2016)

Tastes like a Mexican lager. Still has that refreshing, crisp, clean flavor, but it tastes like it's been on the shelf a little long.

lovely babes Willow

Oatmeal stout, 5. I'm going to have to assume it's a stout. Definitely get a combination of roasted chocolate malts and black malts. Low head retention. It's got a bit of that dark malt astringency that typically comes with a stout. I still would call this too thin. You get malts, but it's attenuated too low. There's not enough malty backbone to really back up the flavors in the beer.

That's why you get that nice aroma, or that nice initial flavor, and then it kind of evaporates in your mouth. It tastes like an attempt at a maltier beer that they still didn't get enough malt into. I get a little bit of biscuit in there. A little bit of Munich malt. Too bland for my liking. English porter, 5. A little hop character, but fairly well balanced. I'd say that this is a nice beer they've made.

Not nice -- I won't give them that much credit. It's a beer they made. American strong ale, 7. Better balance between bitter and malt. This is probably a pale ale or an IPA. Hefeweizen, 5. German pilsner, 5. It is lacking a bit in flavor. American double, 8. Not enough malts to back up the amount of hops that are in here. Smells nice -- pine, maybe some peach. But as far as taste, it's a little more on the bland side than I would prefer. American amber, 5.

Some type of imperial lager. Finishes fairly clean. Not much hop aroma or flavor. Malt-driven, but not much malt driving it. American brown ale, 5. I get a fair amount of chocolate in the back of it. This is fairly nice. It's a mediocre beer with some chocolatey aroma and flavor. English brown ale, 5. Bit of chocolate malts in there. Clean -- low hop profile. This could be a Scotch ale. American adjunct lager, 6. Very crisp, clean. Czech pilsner, 5.

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